Stimulus Package

by I Love Jen!

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released December 25, 2009

Music by Raymond May Jr.
Lyrics by Raymond May Jr. and Jennifer Ritchey
Illustrations/Art by Rob Millang

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Track Name: Skin Tight Stripes
Black and white stripes
Painted on thighs
From Your hips
On up to your eyes

I want to help you
Release from the jail
Your skin
Your inner desire

Pretty girl
With the skin - tight - stripes - on
Parade them peaches
Let me see ya bounce them bounties
All - night
...
Long


Pretty girl
With the skin - tight - stripes - on
Let me teach ya
How we work at makin' lovin'
All - night
...
Long


Black and white stripes
Crossing your chest
I won't jest
You look the best

Undressed with my eyes
I see through the night
Your lips
Your dirty mind
Track Name: Strong And Sturdy
It is so Hard... to think when you’re around
I love to feel your Firm... hand upon my own
I can’t believe how Solid... your shell is like my own
Rigid;
Durable.

You're Strong
And Sturdy.
Well-built;
Powerful.

You are Shiny... when freshly oiled and lubed.
Not matted you are Glossy... to my fingers on your thigh.
I love the way you Glisten... when the sun is high.
Polished;
Gleaming.

Mechanical... electron powered lover.
Inorganic Motorized... I wouldn't want another.
Mindless and Unthinking... you satisfy desire.
Automatic;
Powerful.
Track Name: I'm About To Blow
Pressures inside building..
Fissures outside cracking..
Tremors shallow shaking..
Sensors fried and baking.

I just cannot contain it
You got my knees weakening
I have not strength to hold on
I'M ABOUT TO BLOW!


I'm about to blow
Like a hot-magma volcano
Ready to explode
Less you gimme some a you know
Pyroclastic blast
From Tacoma up to Juno
Yes I'm about blow
Like a hot-magma - Volcano!
VOLCANO!
Like a hot-magma Volcano!


Temperature is rising..
Gasses are exciting..
Boiling are the hot springs..
Eruption is in full swing.
Track Name: Bubble Bounce
Shake it. Shake it.
Just don't break it.
Rake the floor
Till they can't take it.
Walk that bubble over
Back up to Casanova.
Work it round,
Work it down.
Make me drool like Rover.
Like Rover,
Rover.
Make me beg like Rover.


Big ol' booty,
Lit' ol' booty,
Double bubble booty bounce.
Drop that crack - to the ground
Make it clap - to the sound.


Jiggle Jiggle
Make it wiggle.
Keep it up
Don't pop and fizzle.
I know that your worth it
You don't have to jerk it.
Just work it round
Work it down.
Make me want to touch it.
Touch it,
Touch it.
Make me want to touch it.
Track Name: Hip Check Me
Jam in your pack baby
Pivot on wheels lady
Be abused
I'm the flat track, skate on me honey

Sneak an elbow in
Trip me down again
Don't get caught
By the refs, baby break my skin

Won't you mow me down
Throw me into the crowd
Body slam me around
Hip check me now!


Hip check me!
Hip check me ROLLER GIRL!
Track Name: Stimulate My Economy
I ain't got no job
Been sittin' my ass all day
Writing retarded music, baby.
I need a job that pays good money
'Cause lord knows
I ain't makin' bank.


And if did (could)
I would lavish you
Every mornin'
With breakfast bed

And if I were
A rich bitch and I won
The lotto,
I would spend it on you
Fly you to a Grecian grotto, baby.


Won't you stimulate ma 'conomy (baby)
Dress my package in a bow
Put it in a box.

I want you to stimulate ma 'conomy (darlin')
Can't you see I'm broke -
-enhearted?


My bank account is empty
No checks are on the way
And my loans are defaulting, baby.
I would cook you a real fine dinner
But all I got
Are canned beans from the food bank.
Track Name: Be My Naughty CEO
Get down
With the DOW
In the sack
with NASDAQ
Pervert the math
Take it all
Don't you dare look back

You want the money
You want the show
Your just the one
Soiled and dirty
Baby take it all


You got that gray hair baby
And that pressed suit honey
You got the looks they can't say no
Come on golden boy, take the money!

I want you to be my
Naughty financial CEO
Dirty with my money
Disappear with Billions
Nasty with the FEDS
Caught exposed on a video
I want you to be my
Nasty, dirty, naughty, naughty
CEO


Madoff
With the cash
Lay off
The assets
Skillingly
Cloak the fraud
All in with your bets

You got the money
You run the show
Number one
Soiled and dirty
Baby took it all
Track Name: Pullin' A Palin
You betcha, oh boy, howdy
FOIAs gettin' rowdy
Winds changed it's gettin' cloudy
Grab the kids Todd, Sarah's outie

She's duckin can't stick it out
Twenty 12 is three years down
"Department of Law" can't help her now
Her kitchen's burning, get the fuck out!


We pulllin' a Palin
Packin' up goin' fishin'
Givin' up ain't a sin
Don't you mock Sarah Failin'

We pullin' a Palin'
Shit is rough and breaks our skin
We are real 'Muricans
Packin' up pullin' Palin


Little Levi, teenage father,
Pulled out of Palin's daugher
Too late made a baby mother
Taught Grandma: "Hey, why bother?

Politics is throwin' sticks
And stones be breakin' S.P. with bricks -
"These licks won't quit like flies on shit"
Been there, done that: Palin quit.


She read them magazines
Which ones? All ones. That's obscene!
She knows what VP means:
Lead that congress - be their queen

Russia's proximity
Is more than foreign policy
Experience could ever be
When Putin flies, Palin he sees!


She found real-muricans
Patriotic 'muricans
Not fake-o citizens
Like you and me all bathed in sin

Them kind that pray for white-outs
Party in Glenn Beck's hide-outs
Afurred of Social hand-outs
But need Medicurr pay-outs

They don't know right from left
Shit from dirt or life from death
She's training future terrorists
Some homegrown crazies out of breath

They're off their rockahs
Off their meds. It's not a shockah,
When your villainize an othah,
Morans hate our chief commandah.


Hey, we pullin' a Palin'
Got to quit when we're failin'.
Track Name: You Are Where I Want To Be
Gray skies
and Blue Ice
It's so cold
In Alaska
Mountains
and few eyes
It's so empty
In Alaska

And if you want to go
Climb Aleutian volcanoes
I wouldn't hesitate
To pack my bags and leave the state
Fly with you out somewhere new
Wake up in the morning dew
Dripping off the tent
Dripping off the tent


You are where I
Where I want to be
And your warmth is all
Is all I'd ever need
Like a flower to a bee
Or a cliche to a song
Beauty you are where
I Belong


Cacti
Flowers
So beautiful
In the desert
White sand
To walk in
So hot
In the desert

And if you wanted to sleep
'Till the sun was out to sea
I wouldn't dare to wake
You in the evening until eight
Listen somewhere new
Coyotes singin' just for you
Circling the tent
Circling the tent


Oh, I will walk all the world with you
And I will sail all the world with you
Oh I will see all the world with you
Yeah I will be all the world for you
Track Name: It Is So Hard
It is so Hard... to think when you’re around
I love to feel your Firm... hand upon my own
I can’t believe how Solid... your shell is like my own
So Rigid;
Durable.


You are Shiny... when freshly oiled and lubed.
Not matted you are Glossy... to my fingers on your thigh.
I love the way you Glisten... when the sun is high.
So polished;
Gleaming.


Mechanical... electron powered lover.
Inorganic but Motorized... I wouldn't want another.
Mindless and Unthinking... you satisfy desire.
So automatic;
Powerful.


Strong;
Sturdy.
Well-built;
Powerful.