You betcha, oh boy, howdy
FOIAs gettin' rowdy
Winds changed it's gettin' cloudy
Grab the kids Todd, Sarah's outie

She's duckin can't stick it out
Twenty 12 is three years down
"Department of Law" can't help her now
Her kitchen's burning, get the fuck out!


We pulllin' a Palin
Packin' up goin' fishin'
Givin' up ain't a sin
Don't you mock Sarah Failin'

We pullin' a Palin'
Shit is rough and breaks our skin
We are real 'Muricans
Packin' up pullin' Palin


Little Levi, teenage father,
Pulled out of Palin's daugher
Too late made a baby mother
Taught Grandma: "Hey, why bother?

Politics is throwin' sticks
And stones be breakin' S.P. with bricks -
"These licks won't quit like flies on shit"
Been there, done that: Palin quit.


She read them magazines
Which ones? All ones. That's obscene!
She knows what VP means:
Lead that congress - be their queen

Russia's proximity
Is more than foreign policy
Experience could ever be
When Putin flies, Palin he sees!


She found real-muricans
Patriotic 'muricans
Not fake-o citizens
Like you and me all bathed in sin

Them kind that pray for white-outs
Party in Glenn Beck's hide-outs
Afurred of Social hand-outs
But need Medicurr pay-outs

They don't know right from left
Shit from dirt or life from death
She's training future terrorists
Some homegrown crazies out of breath

They're off their rockahs
Off their meds. It's not a shockah,
When your villainize an othah,
Morans hate our chief commandah.


Hey, we pullin' a Palin'
Got to quit when we're failin'.